“God, why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything?!”. In America—the land of the free and the home of the brave—you should be able to do anything, especially when you’re standing up for yourself. Watching the news, the entire country is sharing South Park's panic, with the reporters again sensationalizing the news, claiming massive death tolls that are not true. Randy meanwhile claims that the world has frozen over and that they cannot leave for any reasons. ", Cartman takes advantage of this and jokingly says it too. Show More. Unlike many American buffoons of conservative bent, Randy fancies himself a progressive. On The Best Way To Spend An Evening With The Family, 17. And those become the boobs that matter the most.”. they scream, barricading themselves in the gym. He writes songs in the women’s bathroom, he autotunes the hell out of them, and all of a sudden he’s inspiring young women and music lovers around the world. The townspeople of South Park panic at the news, running away from global warming as if it is a physical being. They were sure Al Gore was just using global warming to gain attention after his 2001 loss to George W. Bush. They had no opinion on it, but they did have opinions about certain people who tried to warn us about it. Randy authoritatively states that global warming is causing an ice age outside that would kill them if they left. One dude even died in the street. He does that with his friends. Then again, Bono (who first held the record for largest crap, then WAS the record for largest crap) is really good at making people feel like they’ve done nothing with their lives. The reporter overly-sensationalizes the situation by claiming a death toll bigger than the town's actual population, and refusing to give any sort of real information, instead offering wild speculation that is grossly exaggerated such as raping, murder, looting and cannibalism. "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" is the eighth episode of Season Nine, and the 133rd overall episode of South Park. Scowling, Kyle prepares to hand over the bag, but instead drops it into the flaming water below, while Cartman panics at seeing the Jew Gold fall. The episode acts as a sequel to the Season 10 episode "ManBearPig", in which Al Gore first visited the town and asked the boys for help locating his dreaded arch-nemesis.His locker room headquarters at the U-Stor-It facility was actually first seen back in South Park: The Stick of Truth. Size: 1816.3544921875KB. This GIF has everything: south park, WE DIDNT LISTEN! I really didn't know there were a lot of people that hype it up. “Great job, son. Yeah, she’s actually Randy Marsh. It’s called Friday Night Kegger.”. When Randy delivers this line—after berating Stan for racking up charges on freemium gaming apps—he’s halfway through a flight of eight beers and eight glasses of wine. The television reporter informs everyone that the cause is of the flood was Global Warming and that all the rumors were true. Wall-Mart isn’t our enemy, it’s our neighborhood friend.”. All Rights Reserved, 13. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. As per usual, this is deemed less gay than Stan’s proposed solution of actually working to make the future a better place so the “goobacks” don’t have to come back in time. Naturally, though, when he’s exposed to the wholesome lifestyle of his new Mormon neighbors, that becomes the new objective standard of the good life. A subreddit dedicated to the TV show *South Park*. Most of the South Park people crowd in the community center. South Park pretty much nails Wal-Mart’s business model: move into a town, crowd out smaller retailers via economies of scale, hire those people to work at Wal-Mart and become cogs in the massive corporate machine. A State of Emergency is declared in South Park as Stan and Cartman break the world's largest beaver dam and flood the adjacent town of Beaverton, causing fear of Global Warming. This review contains spoilers for South Park. “I’m not chugging beer! Just a decade ago, it felt like we were starting to think more critically about our impact on the environment. while running back and forth around town, claiming that Global Warming was chasing after them. Stan relents and turns on the boat. South Park Season 22 Episode 6 and 7. The boys are picked up, along with the rest of the town and returned to South Park. ... South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic. We didn’t listen!” To watch Randy’s mea culpa on YouTube, click here . When the Internet dried up in Season Twelve’s “Overlogging,” Randy took his family out Californee’ way, because he heard that’s where he could get a little bit of wifi. “The players should all wear bras! South Park has attempted to cover and satirize a large number of topics over the course of its run. [South Park, day. Man 10: We didn't listen! Shoshana Weissmann. Once Stan discovered this, he figured it was probably okay to treat the problem by redirecting the Japanese aggression instead of solving the underlying issue that slaughtering animals needlessly might be a little unethical. Eventually, his testicles become so large that he uses them as a hoppity-hop—we’re cringing at the thought of such pain, but he’s probably so high that he can’t feel much of anything. The townsfolk begin to place blame on one another for the Global warming. Much of the town evacuates to the Park County Community Center, and proceed to barricade themselves inside. Going back on his promise, Cartman declares that Stan is in big trouble, that the boat was just some guy's boat that he decided to play in and that he has no uncle Roy. © 2021 Paste Media Group. 00:38. Lalalalala fraîche. Randy’s love affair with alcohol is nothing new, of course. In all honesty, this was one of South Park’s most brilliant little arcs ever, taking advantage of a SPIN writer who clearly missed the point in the previous episode—the boys obviously couldn’t get Lorde to play their fundraiser, so Randy dressed up like her, and the writer took it as a jab at Lorde instead of just Randy being stupid—and running with the misinterpretation. But he lives in South Park, and sarcasm is among the many things that this town is incapable of understanding. It didn’t help that Gerald kept trying to broach the subject at the party. Cut spending to only the bare essentials! It was truly a solution worthy of his father. So on “a night for experimenting” as South Park’s adults gathered to watch a meteor shower, he faced some serious self-doubt after he and Gerald Broflovski watched each other pleasure themselves in a hot tub. "South Park – We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared." Randy didn’t really mean this. ; His Nobel Peace Prize medal was … That was a part of me! After first Kyle seems to not understand what he's talking about, but finally as Cartman pulls a gun, hands over a bag around his neck. 03/16/2005. Needless to say, he succeeds. When people are interviewed about the disasters, the liberals claim its the fault of George Bush, saying that he doesn't care about beavers, while the conservatives claim it was terrorists, recreating 9/11. ", https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/evqh3x/south-park-two-days-before-the-day-after-tomorrow-season-9-ep-8Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Season 9, Episode 8) - Episode Guide, Beaverton • Jew Gold • Global Warming Theory, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. Randy, being Randy, interpreted this power as something from an ethereal plane (much the same way he interpreted the economy during the recession). We Didn't Listen! So of course, in typical Randy fashion, he doesn’t initially let his son Stan in on the truth when the boys form Fingerbang. The declaration of the scientists causes mass hysteria, and everybody runs from "global warming". Water and bread and margaritas, yea.”. Believing it to be another ice age outside, Randy, Stephen Stotch and Gerald Broflovski rush out to save the boys, covering themselves as heavy coats and winter gear, despite the weather outside being a very warm temperature. Cartman upon realizing this, snaps at Stan for his stupidity in trusting Kyle, while Kyle pleads Stan to tell the truth. “I mean, this was something I made! Finally Stan just screams "Aw, fuck it! Most of the South Park people crowd in the community center. On top of the ubiquitous “Hey Sharon,” we’ve collected 20 of Randy’s greatest lines of all time. However, everyone assumes that he's speaking metaphorically and instead making a deep and meaningful statement about everyone 'broke the dam'. Share Advanced ... south park we didnt listen. ... We've gotta pull together every warm piece of clothing we can find. The fact that Randy says this to Stan says all you need to know about the senior Marsh’s self-worth. Unfortunately, the authoritarian police sometimes take issue with this. Panic explodes, with everyone running around screaming "We didn't listen!" I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! Randy informs the townspeople that the heating of the atmosphere has triggered a new ice age, and that the outside temperature will soon fall to "over 70 million degrees below zero." Watching. 823 upvotes, 71 comments. In the episode “Medicinal Fried Chicken,” (which aired before Colorado made weed legal for everyone), Randy decides that getting his pot fix is more important than his good health. “Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. And instead of helmets, they should wear little tinfoil hats, ‘cause, you know, it’s the future and we shouldn’t be so barbaric!”. When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center. Fortunately, such a “miracle” appears—in the form of a statue of the Virgin Mary that bleeds out of its ass. “Yea, it is an angry and unforgiving Economy. Occasionally, Randy actually provides his son with sound advice. But Stanley, you can’t let them get in the way of your friends. He begins to indicate on a map where the hardest hit regions will be, inadvertently drawing a penis on the map. Meanwhile, the government refuses to help Beaverton, instead attempting to evacuate the southern states because of global warming, only to be told by scientists that it was not global warming that caused the flood. The boys try get to the roof, but Cartman stops Kyle demanding his Jew Gold. Cartman tries to turn it around, by suggesting Kyle use his Jew Gold to help the people in Beaverton. The government rushes to Beaverton, while the boys try and find a way out of the flaming oil factor. Instead of paying for cable, let us watch clouds! Tell Mom it’s okay.”. So he decides to give himself cancer to become eligible for a medical card. If there's an ice age now, it certainly doesn't show. I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. The monologue is simple, it’s crass and it’s a quintessential South Park statement. South Park Studio's use of computer animation allows it to edit episodes in days, quickly commenting on recent events, including Elián González, 2000 U.S. presidential election, the capture of Saddam Hussein, and the elections of both Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Ten or even five years ago, Eric Cartman would have been the clear-cut most iconic character on South Park. https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/evqh3x/south-park-two-days-before-the-day-after-tomorrow-season-9-ep-8, Episodes about environmentalism and/or animal rights. One by one, everyone begins to say "I broke the dam! Cartman however demands the real bag of gold, not the fake one. “If we keep global warming … Stan is hesitant to drive the boat for fear of getting in trouble. Songs "For he's a jolly good fellow" Continuity Nods. However, other scientists debate the analysis saying that the end of the world will take place two days before the day after tomorrow. Instead more of them say proudly "I broke the dam!" While Randy was hardly the only person to scream “WE DIDN’T LISTEN,” he did it with the most emotion—and, just minutes before, had been composedly giving a scientific lecture. Panic explodes, with everyone running around screaming "We didn't listen!" Somehow, this almost causes sentient ads to take over the world, because South Park. ... As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two... > Watch clip. South Park S9 E2. For Randy, and generally for most people who drink too much, this sort of mental gymnastics is second nature. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Hunger Games.’ But they just do what they want with my songs.”. In "Goobacks" they didn't take a side, they just had the rednecks argue amongst themselves about how to deal with goobacks. 10.0k votes, 705 comments. Cartman however finds the whole thing amusing, and denies responsibility, stating it was the town's fault for being built under a beaver dam, and blaming the people of the town for not getting out of there. Many of his best moments have been acted out—his tween wave performance, his Broadway bro-down, his Heroin Hero addiction—but he’s still provided a wealth of memorable quotes over the past two decades. 00:44. South Park is in a panic as global warming attacks. Kyle arrives at the moment, apologizing for not being able to join them at the Lake. He explains that this will only lead to more disasters worse than the flood, and analyzes that it will occur, the day after tomorrow. In Beaverton, the people continue to wait to be rescued. “We have that, Stan. Butters then arrives, informing the hallway of students that they found the cause of the flood, and everyone rushes off, with Stan and Cartman expecting to have been caught. It was supposed to go ‘Hunger Games, yah yah yah, yah yah yah! while running back and forth around town, claiming that Global Warming was chasing after them. Posted in the southpark community. Have you ever tried marijuana? To see if the 20th-century surface warming is from human activity or not, we begin looking in detail at the surface record. The townsfolk believe Global Warming to be over, until the Government soldiers inform that the real cause of the disaster was Crab People. Watch Random Episode. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart. On Preventing Time-Traveling Immigrants From The Future, 16. South Park is in a panic as global warming attacks. Cartman, however, calms his nerves by promising that he would take responsibility if they were to get in trouble. Randy has a legitimate problem with boy bands; he was in one, the Ghetto Avenue Boys, and he knows from personal experience that their life spans are short, their managers are criminals, and they’re forever seen as jokes after the fame goes away. When the recession hit South Park in 2009, Randy was quick to take the side of strict austerity—a potentially reasonable argument, if not the most effective solution to the problem. More specifically, changes to near-surface air temperatures will likely influence ecosystem functioning and thus the biodiversity of plants, animals, and other forms of life. 1.3m members in the southpark community. As a long time fan of the show I can tell you that South Park has mocked pretty much everyone over the course of their very long run with no regard for political preference. Stan however explains how he broke the dam in full, but no one listens, believing he came up with the first story that came to mind. Congresswoman Carolyn B. Maloney (NY-12), Chairwoman of the Committee on Oversight and Reform (COR), stood with climate experts and community advocates in Hunters Point South Park to mark the end of Climate Week NYC. ... As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two... > Watch clip. The only thing I ever made that was any good!”. That evening at the Marsh Residence, Stan and his parents watch as the news reports on the disaster in Beaverton, where the flood has destroyed homes and left all the residents stranded on their rooftops awaiting help. But in recent years, Randy Marsh has taken the throne. Learning The Truth. The only problem is that Randy can’t exactly have Friday Night Kegger with his very much under-21 children. Back at the community Center, everyone notes the absence of Stan, Kyle and Cartman. Now the Japanese are normal, like us.”. Eventually, he broke into the Red Cross’ Internet facility and quickly filled the room with “ectoplasm,” courtesy of the “spooky ghost” that visited him… and certainly not because of the Brazilian fart fetish that happened to be up on the screen. 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